22 | queer | she/they |
honestly, i don't know either

xxxdragonfucker69xxx:

screenshot reading "Consumer lifestyle: An honest and respectable lifestyle is less important to Tumblr users than to other social media users."ALT
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thenixkat:

ofishal-fish-posts:

visual-infinity:

Underwater Motion of Seagrass and Kelp

Official Fish Post

[VD: A silent video of seagrass and kelp undulating underwater due to the current. The seagrass’s undulations are more energetic and wild than that of the kelp. Sunlight is filtering through the surface of the water illuminating the uppermost parts of the taller kelp where it rests against the surface. In the first few seconds of the video is an orange fish swimming back and forth over the seagrass. /End VD]

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gasterofficial:

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whompthatsucker1981:

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cheddar-baby:

i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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savedgame:

vernadskova-deactivated20230803:

mr beast: i BRANDED eight BILLION people with MY MARK

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teaboot:

theotherwesley:

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you’d expect, and none of the ones you wouldn’t. “There he is,” people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

Douglas Adams ass type sexyman

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Anonymous asked:

Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

akashicrecord:

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

venusasnb:

how it feels to finally accept that you are just like your father. and it’s hilarious even

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